The Spoiled Taco Scowl

Oh, wow, that’s just GREAT
Now my taco is SPOILed
He said with a SCOWL

-From Wordle Puzzle 12/17/2024

Steam Steak

A really GREAT chef
Can cook a delicious STEAK
Using only STEAM

-From Wordle Puzzle 9/23/2024

Bugle Lunges!

There are two things that Harvey is GREAT at: doing LUNGEs and playing the BUGLE!

-From Wordle Puzzle 6/23/2024

Vapid Stripes

Don’t wear that old SHIRT
It wasn’t LINED very well
And it’s quite VAPID

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/26/2024

Overt Bro

“It would be GREAT if you could be a bit less OVERT, bro.” -This dude’s friends, probably

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/24/2024

Mars Rover – and Other Rejected Song Lyrics

Rejected lyrics from the latest Boneheadz ‘N Harmony album:

“Girl you’re my flour, so let me be your yeast, or let me stuff your muffin with my rolling pin at LEAST”

“I can feel the love tonight with you here by my side, I’m Mufasa, you’re Serabi, def my favorite of the PRIDE”

“We gonna need a MOWER, girl, down south you’ve got a jungle cat”

“I’m a private dick, girl, so let’s take this mystery under-COVER”

“Girl I got so much ado over you, so HOVER your nothing over my body, and please don’t be a shrew”

“Got Uranus in my sights while we’re flying past the stars, Wanna explore your peaks and valleys like that ROVER does on Mars”

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/23/2024