Rico Montana slowly opened the ancient, bejeweled CRATE and gazed upon the golden MOUSE from the Fourth Dynasty of the ancient Boffet civilization. Montana rushed to the PHONE on his desk, eager to call the Adventurer’s League and report his discovery, but stopped suddenly when he heard the familiar sound of a gun being cocked. Montana slowly raised his hands and turned around, only to see a familiar BLOKE wearing a black GLOVE on his left hand. “Hello Montana,” the man said. “We certainly have some catching up to do.”
-From Wordle Puzzle 3/20/2023