Blame Icestorm!

Captain Icestorm was the GREATest superhero that PLANEt Earth had ever known. As a young man, he gained his incredible freezing powers after catching a radioactive snowFLAKE on his tongue. Armed with an indestructible energy BLADE called the BLAZE sword, Icestorm protected the people of Earth for centuries. Planetary historians still don’t know for sure how the entire planet and all of humanity was destroyed, having exploded into trillions of icy shards, but many on the Galactic High Council place the BLAME squarely on Icestorm’s freezing cold shoulders.