Meanwhile, in the GREAT hall, an argument had broken out over the standardization of units to measure length throughout the kingdom. Suddenly, a mystical portal appeared on the floor, and from it had RISEN a beautiful ROBED figure, brandishing a magical RULER. “I am the Spirit of Inches and Feet!” She proclaimed. “I am here to REPEL all inaccuracies of measurement! Now REVEL in the mystical glory of my precision!”
-From Wordle Puzzle 3/10/2023